Boy Suspended from School for Dressing Up Like…Fruit

Posted on 1/27/2013 by Jason

In the Adults Are Ruining Everything department, a kid got suspended for running around the field dressed as a banana during halftime of a high school football game.

My hero is reporter Pat Collins, who dresses up like a bunch of grapes for the interview. His best line:

“When you think about it, you might see their point. It starts with a banana, then all of a sudden you have an apple or an orange and maybe a grape and before you know it, you have FRUIT SALAD at the schools! We can’t have that.”

Hat tip to Mindy